Well, we saw that one coming. Once it was confirmed that Snooki was “with child,” we either expected her to get into a bar fight, pass out in a hammock, make-out with someone in a hot tub or announce that she was getting engaged.
All of those things were equally likely to happen.
People mag has confirmed that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle are engaged!
Congrats to the happy couple, and my condolences to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, whose heart is surely broken, on account of he once hooked up with Snooki and told her he had feelings for her, or maybe he said she was a “cool chick” and “not a grenade” or something? Either way, same thing.
All of those things were equally likely to happen.
People mag has confirmed that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle are engaged!
Congrats to the happy couple, and my condolences to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, whose heart is surely broken, on account of he once hooked up with Snooki and told her he had feelings for her, or maybe he said she was a “cool chick” and “not a grenade” or something? Either way, same thing.
Anyways, Snooki has been talking about trying to get Jionni to pop the question for a while, I guess a baby was all it took.
“I know he's the one so I know the ring's gonna come soon,” Snooki said in January.
“Well, not soon-soon,” Snooki remarked, “He knows it should be big, because if it's small I'm saying no. Like, 'Get another ring!'”
So, hopefully, Jionni bought a really huge ring. Hey, do they make knock-offs of Kim Kardashian's ring? Snooki wouldn't know the difference.
Snooki and JWoww are apparently diving head-first into filming their new reality show spin-off. MTV producers have reportedly been calling baby-clothing stores in Jersey to get rights to film inside the shops, because the new spin-off will revolve around Snooki's baby bump.
Their new reality show is going to be JUST like that other MTV reality show…”True Life: It's A Baby, Not A Muffin-top.”
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